Covid-19

CDC: Wash your hands again.
Me: Check.
CDC: Stop touching your face.
Me: Check.
CDC: Wear a face  mask.
Me: Check.
CDC: Disinfect all surfaces.
Me: Check.
CDC: Cancel everything and stay home.
Me: Check.
CDC: Stay six feet away from everyone.
Me: Check.
CDC: Stop kissing your cat.
Me: Aahh, if I die I die.

Drawing by Kliban